Beware of Miss Misinformation
She’s a “Yes And” Lady
She’s agreeable
Though unseeable, she has tailor-made news
oh she’s baseless and shady
with a deadly ruse;
beware of bias confirmation
She walks down your street and gives you her hand
decked out like a hottie with a naughty glance
Her lips drip of honey and her speech is smooth
she had you at “you’re right;” you feel her presence soothe
Your brother and your father and your mother and their daughter
warn you of her.
They say, “She’s done this before, to many a man
she has victims galore,
she’s a real scorcher; her pleasure is torture
She’ll drown you in intoxication; crown you just for fornication
You’ll vomit wisdom and knowledge; forget college
Ignorance is pseudo-bliss; she’ll leave you with her death-blown kiss
To seek more will be your mortification”
Beware of Miss Misinformation
She’s a “Yes And” Lady
She’s agreeable
Though unseeable, she has tailor-made news
oh she’s baseless and shady
with a deadly ruse;
beware of bias confirmation
Though your family tries to open your eyes
you may refuse to size up and instead offended rise up
You have an impulse to defend her; “How could she be a pretender?”
You see nothing wrong; with her everything is right
your trust is so strong, you’ll follow her even if darkness blinds your sight
But her dwelling is dark
her way is the way of death
her gate is the gate of death
her substance is stark
Not even she knows
the path where she goes
She is missing the mark
Her seduction is abduction
Her instruction, destruction
She is the Oligarch of Emptiness
the Damsel of Deaf Defamation
The Conclusory Dearie of Conspiracy Theory
You are only her latest subject for confabulation
Beware of Miss Misinformation
She’s a “Yes And” Lady
She’s agreeable
Though unseeable, she has tailor-made news
oh she’s baseless and shady
with a deadly ruse;
beware of bias confirmation
Don’t let your love linger on this bringer of bad
move on you must, if you don’t it’s just, justification so sad
She said, “COVID’s a scam;” “the globe is a fraud”
“Trust your own experience” – this reasoning’s flawed.
You have something to learn from Dunning and Kruger
Don’t resent experiment just ’cause she’s a cougar
It was doomed to die from the start, here’s why:
She destroys herself in her ignorance
and she makes her followers swallowers of pseudo-scientific nonsense
They’ll forever be driving diesels, spreading measles, demonizing needles,
yet they clear their Qi with acupuncture and reiki
They say no to GMO, but yes to homeopathy
5G is their tower of babel. Who hates Bill Gates? I guess some are able
It’s easy to accuse the famous, but will we use the same standards when others blame us?
Members of the government they dehumanize
castigate, masticate and scrutinize
What happened to the golden rule?
Be as cautious in accusing others as you would want them to be in accusing you
The time is nigh to turn your critical eye on your relationship with Miss Misinformation
She ain’t the only wish in what be
She’s a death-wish, you see
Self-destruction is the sole production of her principles
Beware of Miss Misinformation
She’s a “Yes And” Lady
She’s agreeable
Though unseeable, she has tailor-made news
oh she’s baseless and shady
with a deadly ruse;
beware of bias confirmation
It’s time to say,
“Bye bye Miss Misinformation
I’ll go to Lady Learning for my inspiration
So long Miss Misinformation
I choose Lady Learning and her education”
She’s a fountain of wisdom
raining down knowledge and instruction
She says, “Experiment! Discover truth!
Question the dogma you learned in your youth!”
She starts with deconstruction, then builds anew
her foundation, materialism; her reliance, science
She wants you to have knowledge, not mere compliance
It’s time to say,
“Bye bye Miss Misinformation
I’ll go to Lady Learning for my inspiration
So long Miss Misinformation
I choose Lady Learning and her education”
You may feel like a fool, deranged by your ex
but magic’s not real, no lingering hex ghosting around
Take Wisdom for Folly; you’ll be finally sound
She’s a teacher to all who seek her
Her principles are precious; how prudent for a student
to acquire intelligence and aspire at all expense to live
according to truth, knowledge, science, evidence, education,
whatever we learn in the ever-expanding perimeter of knowledge through exploration
It’s time to say,
“Bye bye Miss Misinformation
I’ll go to Lady Learning for my inspiration
So long Miss Misinformation
I choose Lady Learning and her education
Bye Bye Miss Misinformation
I’ll follow Lady Learning with full aspiration
Bye Bye Miss Misinformation
I’ll join Lady Learning at her convocation
Bye Bye Miss Misinformation
I look to Lady Learning for illumination
